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WASHINGTON, UPI -
Reporters from around the world are checking out rumors that a large,
gentle-looking horse has been delivered to the Capitol Building in
Washington, D. C. Film developed in a high-tech lab in New Jersey,
normally reserved for bio-medical engineering, reveals that the moon
over the capitol has
been replaced by a giant pill.
No one is sure how the lobbyhobbyhorse
arrived, or how long it's been there. "It seemed to come from out of the
blue," observed one bystander.
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"It looks like someone has sent a gift to Congress,
and judging by the breed of the horse, it's probably intended
for children," said Helen of Troy, Michigan, who asked us not to
use her last name. Large crowds have been
gathering around the grotesque object and demanding that it be removed.
"But it's so sweet looking," said one spokesperson from a group hoping
to turn the gift into a national shrine. "It's not just MOTHERS who will
benefit," she said. Every family in America will share in this, and in
fact I'm proposing that we just call it the FAMILIES Act, which is short
for 'Find
And Medicate Infants Living In Every
State.' |
