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Even wild jackals nurture their babies, give them their breasts to suckle. But my people have turned cruel to their babies, like an ostrich in the wilderness.

Lamentations 4:3 (The Message)


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Colorful objects from a mysterious gift are seen dropping into the H20 below. Investigators say they look like candy, but bear a remarkable resemblance to selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors.

Troubled Waters in Pillville

WASHINGTON, UPI - Reporters from around the world are checking out rumors that a large, gentle-looking horse has been delivered to the Capitol Building in Washington, D. C. Film developed in a high-tech lab in New Jersey, normally reserved for bio-medical engineering, reveals that the moon over the capitol has been replaced by a giant pill.

No one is sure how the lobbyhobbyhorse arrived, or how long it's been there. "It seemed to come from out of the blue," observed one bystander.


"It looks like someone has sent a gift to Congress, and judging by the breed of the horse, it's probably intended for children," said Helen of Troy, Michigan, who asked us not to use her last name.

Large crowds have been gathering around the grotesque object and demanding that it be removed. "But it's so sweet looking," said one spokesperson from a group hoping to turn the gift into a national shrine. "It's not just MOTHERS who will benefit," she said. Every family in America will share in this, and in fact I'm proposing that we just call it the FAMILIES Act, which is short for 'Find And Medicate Infants Living In Every State.'

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